Pharmacist Casey was getting ready for Christmas, and made his annual trip to the bank to apply for a loan to purchase needed supplies for the holidays.
After Casey carefully laid out his plan and how he would pay back the loan, the old banker said, “It sounds like a workable plan. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. One of my eyes is a glass eye. If you can tell me which eye is glass, I’ll make you the loan.”
“It’s your left eye,” Casey replied.
“You’re right,” said the banker, “but how did you know?”
“I thought I detected a drop of human kindness in that left eye,” Casey said.
~Cliff Thomas in Humor in Pharmacy